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Man 1:
OKAY, HARM, IT'S PIZZA NIGHT

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AND MY STOMACH IS GROWLING.

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WHAT SAY WE TRAP THIS TIME?

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Man 2: TOMCAT 1-7-3

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YOU'RE AT A MILE AND A QUARTER.
CALL THE BALL.

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1-7-3 TOMCAT. CLARA.

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THREE-POINT-SIX.

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Man 3: FAN LEFT, HARM.

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1-7-3 TOMCAT.
BALL, THREE-POINT-FIVE.

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Man 4: ROGER, BALL.

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Man 4: YOU'RE A LITTLE LOW.

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POWER, POWER, POWER!

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[ airplane whirring ][ grunts ]

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[ explosions ]

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[ grunts ]

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[ sighs ]

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[ opening theme music playing ]

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[ tranquil music playing ]

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YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS
PERSONALLY ARE YOU, MAJOR?

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I MEAN, ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE,
WAR AND THE COURTROOM, RIGHT?

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WRONG!

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WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS?

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NO, I DON'T.

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LOOK, MAJOR...

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I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE
ANY HARD FEELINGS BETWEEN US.

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THERE IS NOTHING
BETWEEN US--

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GOOD, BAD OR OTHERWISE.

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AND IF YOU TRY TO STOP THIS DOOR
FROM CLOSING ONE MORE TIME,

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I WILL DISLOCATE
YOUR SHOULDER.

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BLIMEY, I LIKE
YOUR STYLE, MAJOR.

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YOU MUST BE
A HELLCAT IN THE...

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[ soft music playing ]

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[ alarm clock ringing ]HMM?

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[ tranquil music playing ]

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[ exhales ]

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[ chuckles ]

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WELL, GOOD MORNING.
HEY.

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WELL, THIS A SURPRISE.
I COULDN'T SLEEP

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SO I THOUGHT I'D COME OVER
AND MAKE YOU BREAKFAST.

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OH...
[ smooches ]

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OH, YOU'RE SWEATY.
WELL, YOU KNOW,

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THIS GIRLISH FIGURE DOESN'T
COME WITHOUT SACRIFICE.

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UH-HUH...

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YOU OUGHT TO COME RUNNING
WITH ME SOMETIME.

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AH, NO, THANKS.

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MEDICAL STUDIES PROVE WOMEN NEED
MORE BODY FAT THAN MEN.

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OH, REALLY?
WHO SPONSORED THAT STUDY?

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HOSTESS TWINKIES?

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FUNNY. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TRY RUNNING

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WITH A BROKEN KNEECAP?

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OH, YOU'RE VICIOUS
WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY.

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I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER

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BUT I'LL BE BACK.

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YOU DO THAT.

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[ shower rains ]

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[ tranquil music playing ]

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HARM?

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[ pager beeping ]

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Harriet: HEADS UP!

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WIDE LOAD COMING THROUGH.
[ indistinct chatter ]

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CLEAR THE DECK.

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GOOD MORNING, LIEUTENANT.

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GOOD MORNING, TINER.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

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UGH! MY BLADDER'S BEING CRUSHED

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I CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR
MY SKIN STRETCHING

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AND I'M RETAINING
SO MUCH WATER

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THAT MY BUTT IS SHIFTING
WITH THE TIDE.

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WELL, AT LEAST
IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE, MA'AM.

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AND IF I MAY BE CANDID...

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WELL, THERE ARE SOME MEN
WHO FIND PREGNANT WOMEN VERY...

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ATTRACTIVE.

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WELL, THANK YOU, TINER.

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I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENT.

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BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

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THINK FOOT RUB.

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AH.[ chuckles ]

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HAVE YOU SEEN THE SAILOR
WHO DID THIS TO ME?

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MA'AM?LIEUTENANT ROBERTS.

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MY HUSBAND.

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AH! NEVER MIND.

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THANK YOU.

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Jason: GOOD MORNING, SIR.

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Harriet: BUD?

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MR. ROBERTS.

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LIEUTENANT.

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BUD!

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[ phone rings ]

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SWEETIE, I MADE A LIST
FOR THE PHARMACY.

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COULD YOU GO GET
THESE THINGS FOR ME?

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SURE.
"PRENATAL VITAMINS..."

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FOR A HEALTHY BABY.
"VITAMIN 'E' CREAM..."

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FOR MY STRETCH MARKS.

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"BREAST PUMP."

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IN CASE I HAVE TO EXPRESS
SOME BREAST MILK.

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EXCUSE ME.

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WHAT?

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YOU JUST GRIMACED.

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NO, I DIDN'T.

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YES, YOU DID.

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I AM BASKING IN THE NATURAL GLOW
OF MOTHERHOOD

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AND YOU'RE GROSSED OUT.

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NO, I'M NOT, AND...

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AND CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS AT HOME? LATER?

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THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

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I AM PREGNANT
WITH YOUR BABY, BUD

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AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
THERE ARE SOME MEN AROUND HERE

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THAT FIND A WOMAN
IN MY STATE SEXY.

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[ scoffs ] YEAH? NAME ONE.

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[ ominous music playing ]

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HOLD THE ELEVATOR, PLEASE.

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THANKS, MAJOR.

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READY TO GO AT IT?
[ jarring indication ]

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EXCUSE ME?
IN COURT TODAY.

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[ electric crackles ]
[ tense music playing ]

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UH...

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MORE CUTBACKS
IN MILITARY SPENDING?

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[ soft music playing ]

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DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.

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WHAT?

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THINK ABOUT WHAT?

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DID YOU TELL LIEUTENANT SIMS
THAT SHE WAS SEXY?

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SIR?
IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION,
TINER.

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DID YOU TELL THE LIEUTENANT
THAT YOU WERE
SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HER?

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NO, SIR.

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NO?

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THE LIEUTENANT
WAS FEELING BLUE, SIR.

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I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER.

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I DON'T RECALL THAT BEING PART
OF YOUR DUTIES, PETTY OFFICER.

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GET YOUR OWN PREGNANT WIFE.

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Albert: LIEUTENANT.

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DO YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON

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FOR BADGERING
PETTY OFFICER TINER?

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NO, SIR.

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THEN I SUGGEST
THAT YOU GET BACK TO WORK

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AND GET YOUR OWN PETTY OFFICER.

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YES, SIR.

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THIS IS YOUR BRAIN.

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THIS IS YOUR BRAIN
DURING FATHERHOOD.

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ANY QUESTIONS?

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NO, SIR.Albert: GOOD.

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[ door slams ]

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[ tranquil music playing ]

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[ door knocks ]

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"THE ROLE
OF THE MILITARY JUSTICE

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"MUST EVOLVE ALONG WITH...
[ door knocks ]

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WITH SOCIETY, IF... IF..."
[ door opens ]

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Albert: YOU EVER HEARD
OF KNOCKING?

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I DID, SIR.

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WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

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I'M SORRY.
SORRY. COME ON IN.

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I'VE GOT TO...
MAKE A SPEECH

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TO THE HOUSE NATIONAL SECURITY
SUBCOMMITTEE THIS AFTERNOON.

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UH, CAN THIS WAIT?

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WELL, SIR, I'VE BEEN PUTTING
THIS OFF FOR TWO DAYS ALREADY.

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ADMIRAL, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND.

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SIR, I'D LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY
TO CHANGE MY DESIGNATOR.

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I JOINED THE NAVY TO SERVE
AS A NAVAL AVIATOR

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WHICH I WAS FORCED TO ABANDON
BECAUSE OF A MEDICAL PROBLEM

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WHICH HAS SINCE BEEN CORRECTED.

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SIR, I'VE ENJOYED
MY TIME HERE AT JAG

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ESPECIALLY SERVING UNDER YOU,
ADMIRAL, BUT I...

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I ALSO BELIEVE THAT I COULD BE
OF SERVICE TO THE NAVY

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AND TO MY COUNTRY IF I RETURNED
TO ACTIVE FLIGHT STATUS.

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NICE SPEECH.

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HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN PRACTICING?

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ABOUT A WEEK, SIR.WANT TO ADDRESS CONGRESS?

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NO, SIR. THANK YOU.

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BUT YOU DO WANT
TO LEAVE JAG?

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SIR, IT'S NOT SO MUCH
THAT I WANT TO LEAVE JAG AS...

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IT'S... I WANT
THE OPPORTUNITY

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TO RETURN TO A FIGHTER SQUAD.

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ADMIRAL, I WAS FORCED
TO GIVE UP FLYING.

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IT WAS NEVER MY DECISION

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AND IF I DECIDE
TO STAY HERE AT JAG,

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I WOULD LIKE IT
TO BE MY DECISION.

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MM-HMM.

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WELL, THIS SOUNDS STUPID

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BUT, UM, HAVE YOU GIVEN THIS
A LOT OF THOUGHT, COMMANDER?

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DAY AND NIGHT, SIR,
FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

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IF YOU GO BACK
TO A SQUADRON, UH--

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PROVIDING THAT YOU CAN PASS
THE FLIGHT PHYSICAL...

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I CAN PASS
THE FLIGHT PHYSICAL.

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YOU'LL BE GOING BACKWARDS.

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HELL, YOU MIGHT BE TAKING ORDERS
FROM GUYS HALF YOUR AGE.

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I DON'T THINK THERE ARE MANY
17-YEAR-OLD FIGHTER PILOTS, SIR.

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NOT TOO MANY
35-YEAR-OLD JAG LAWYERS

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FLYING THESE DAYS EITHER,
COMMANDER.

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WELL, I'D LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY
TO BE THE FIRST, SIR.

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WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD
DISCUSS THIS AT LENGTH.

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ADMIRAL, I LOVE THE LAW

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BUT ALL I'VE EVER REALLY WANTED
TO DO IS FLY.

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SO DID ICARUS.

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ICARUS NEVER FLEW AN F-14, SIR.

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[ scoffs ]

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AS COMMANDING OFFICER,
I SOMETIMES HAVE
TO MAKE DECISIONS

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THAT I CONSIDER
THE BEST FOR MY PEOPLE.

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OCCASIONALLY, THOSE DECISIONS

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ARE IN OPPOSITION
TO THE INDIVIDUAL.

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SIR, ARE YOU SAYING
THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO APPROVE MY REQUEST?

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YOU'LL NEED A LOT MORE
THAN MY APPROVAL
TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

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BUT IT CAN'T HAPPEN
WITHOUT YOUR APPROVAL.

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I HAVE A SPEECH TO GIVE
THIS AFTERNOON, COMMANDER.

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I WILL GIVE YOU MY DECISION
IN DUE TIME. DISMISSED.

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AYE, AYE, SIR.

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[ melancholy music playing ]

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THANK YOU, SIR.

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[ door closes ]

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[ sighs ]

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[ dramatic music playing ]

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[ Mackenzie chuckles ]
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

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Man on phone: SORRY, MA'AM.
[ sighs ]

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THEY SAY IT COULD
TAKE UP TO 30 MINUTES

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FOR A TECHNICIAN
TO GET HERE.

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THEN WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO SPEND THIS TIME

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GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER
A LITTLE BETTER.

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[ chuckles ] LET'S NOT.

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WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF,
MAJOR--

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THAT YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF
LIKING ME?

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LOOK, COMMANDER,
I LIKE YOU.

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I THINK YOU'RE
A NICE ENOUGH GUY.

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AND YOU'RE
A PRETTY GOOD LAWYER...

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STOP. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

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I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED
IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU...

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OR ANYONE ELSE RIGHT NOW.

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AND IS THIS
A HARD AND FAST RULE

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AGAINST DATING THOSE
WITHIN YOUR COMMAND

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OR IS IT MORE
OF A GUIDELINE?

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IT'S A COMMANDMENT.

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I HAD A BOYFRIEND DIE
IN A CAR ACCIDENT...

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MY... EX-HUSBAND
IS DEAD, AND, UH...

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A LAWYER I WAS INVOLVED
WITH WAS MURDERED.

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DO YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE?

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YEAH, I DO.

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NOT A DAMN AUSTRALIAN
IN THE LOT.

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[ both laughing ]

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00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,016
[ chuckles ]

237
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,235
WH-WHY ME?

238
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,584
HONESTLY?YEAH.

239
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,065
YOU KIND OF REMIND ME
OF MY MOTHER.

240
00:11:58,892 --> 00:11:59,980
YOUR MOTHER?

241
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,810
LET ME GIVE YOU
A LITTLE ADVICE ON THAT, MIC.

242
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,768
THAT LINE MIGHT WORK
WITH WOMEN DOWN UNDER

243
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,988
BUT AS A RULE

244
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,817
AMERICAN WOMEN DON'T LIKE
BEING COMPARED
TO ANYONE'S MOTHER.

245
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,557
I'M PULLING YOUR LEG, MAJOR.

246
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,386
MY MOM WAS THREE TIMES
YOUR SIZE AND TWICE AS MEAN.

247
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,302
[ both chuckle ]

248
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,349
BUT, GOSH,
SHE WAS A SPECIAL LADY...

249
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,657
AND I JUST THINK
YOU ARE, TOO.

250
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,530
THAT'S ALL.

251
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,405
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE ELEVATOR?

252
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,972
YEAH. IT'S STUCK
BETWEEN FLOORS, MA'AM.

253
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,018
I'D TAKE THE STAIRS
IF I WERE YOU.

254
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,411
OH... IF YOU WERE ME,
YOU'D BE AT HOME WHINING

255
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,891
WITH YOUR FEET UP.

256
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,502
[ elevator thuds and dings ]

257
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,243
HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN
SOMETIME SOON.

258
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,724
THANK YOU.
I THINK I'LL PASS.

259
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,901
[ soft music playing ]

260
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,298
[chuckles]

261
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,213
Roberts: ON MAY 2ND, 1998

262
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,781
LANCE CORPORAL EDWARD CARR
TURNED 21.

263
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,044
HE DECIDED TO CELEBRATE
HIS BIRTHDAY WITH
HIS FELLOW MARINES

264
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,610
AT A LOCAL WATERING HOLE.

265
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,569
YES, HE HAD
A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK

266
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,311
AND YES, HIS STAFF N.C.O.HAD TO DRIVE HIM HOME...

267
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,226
ONLY SHE DIDN'T DRIVE HIM
TO HISPLACE.

268
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:16,012
SHE TOOK HIM TO HER PLACE,
PRESUMABLY TO DRY OUT.

269
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,754
TWO WEEKS LATER, HE WAS
REPRIMANDED FOR HIS BEHAVIOR.

270
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,539
THIS WAS TO BECOME THE FIRST
OF MANY UNFAVORABLE REPORTS

271
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,803
AND EVALUATIONS
FILED AGAINST MY CLIENT

272
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,543
WHICH ULTIMATELY LED
TO A SPECIAL COURT-MARTIAL

273
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,242
FOR DERELICTION OF DUTY
DUE TO CULPABLE INEFFICIENCY.

274
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,200
THE POINT OF THIS HEARING,
PLEASE?

275
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,681
NEW INFORMATION
HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION

276
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,901
WHICH HAS A DIRECT BEARING
ON THIS CASE, YOUR HONOR.

277
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,772
SPECIFICS, MR. ROBERTS.

278
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,253
IF STAFF SERGEANT MORRIS
WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO STAND UP?

279
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,778
OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR.
THE STAFF SERGEANT
IS NOT ON TRIAL HERE.

280
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,085
WE PUT THIS CASE TO BED
ALMOST A YEAR AGO?

281
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,522
Judge: COMMANDER IMES HAS
A POINT, LIEUTENANT.

282
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,829
I BELIEVE THE EVIDENCE
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, SIR.

283
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,309
HUMOR HIM.

284
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,792
[ tense music playing ]

285
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,446
Roberts: YOUR HONOR,
IT IS OUR INTENTION TO PROVE

286
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,361
THAT STAFF SERGEANT
AILEEN MORRIS

287
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,754
PURPOSEFULLY ORCHESTRATED
THE SEDUCTION OF CORPORAL CARR

288
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,669
WITH THE INTENTION
OF GETTING HERSELF PREGNANT

289
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,368
THEN TOOK STEPS TO DISTANCE
THE CORPORAL FROM HERSELF

290
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,022
IN ORDER TO KEEP HER SCHEME
A SECRET.

291
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,502
YOU'RE KIDDING.
Roberts: NO, SIR.

292
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,810
YOUR HONOR, THIS IS INSULTING
TO THE STAFF SERGEANT
AS WELL AS THE COURT.

293
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,465
CAN YOU PROVE THAT THE CHILD
SHE'S CARRYING IS HIS?

294
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,554
A SIMPLE DNA TEST
WOULD DO SO, YOUR HONOR.

295
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:22,296
THE STAFF SERGEANT HAS
NO INTENTION
OF SUBMITTING HERSELF

296
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:26,126
OR HER UNBORN BABY
TO ANY UNNECESSARY
MEDICAL PROCEDURES

297
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,954
ESPECIALLY THIS LATE
IN HER PREGNANCY.

298
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,912
DO YOU HAVE
ANY OTHER EVIDENCE

299
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,654
TO SUBSTANTIATE
YOUR CLAIM, LIEUTENANT?YES, SIR.

300
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:36,049
THEN WE WILL PROCEED
WITH THIS HEARING TOMORROW
AT 1400.

301
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,398
[ pounds gavel ]

302
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:44,057
UH, WHAT OTHER EVIDENCE
DO WE HAVE, SIR?

303
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:47,147
I'M WORKING ON IT.

304
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,496
Mackenzie: SURPRISE!
woman 2: SURPRISE!

305
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,237
[ laughing ]Harriet: OH, YOU GUYS!

306
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,934
IT IS A BOY, RIGHT?WHOOPS.

307
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,719
WHEN LAST WE CHECKED,
WITH FINGERS CROSSED...

308
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:58,593
[ gasping ] THIS IS SO ADORABLE![ laughs ]

309
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,291
LOOK AT THIS!
WHERE IN THE WORLD
DID YOU FIND IT?

310
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:04,512
CAROLYN PICKED IT OUT.
THEY, UH, THEY DIDN'T HAVE
MARINE GREENS.

311
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:07,907
OH, IT'S SO CUTE.
BUD'S GONNA LOVE IT.
YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

312
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,648
ARE YOU KIDDING?
I LOVE SHOPPING
FOR BABY CLOTHES.

313
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,737
OF COURSE,
I ONLY GET TO BUY THEM
WHEN A FRIEND'S HAVING A BABY.

314
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,088
OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE LITTLE OUTFITS
THEY HAD FOR GIRLS.

315
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:18,395
THESE LITTLE CAPRI PANTS
WITH A LEOPARD-PRINT
TOP AND MATCHING...

316
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,354
SHOES!SHOES!

317
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,529
Mackenzie: YOU'RE SO LUCKY,
HARRIET.

318
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,270
I WISH I WAS HAVING A BABY.

319
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,446
DON'T YOU, MAC?

320
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,056
WELL, I-I THINK
I SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE

321
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,145
A-A RELATIONSHIP
WITH SOMEONE FIRST.OH...

322
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,278
[ laughing ] OH, YEAH...DETAILS, DETAILS.

323
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,019
Carolyn: YEAH,
GETTING PREGNANT'S
THE EASY PART.

324
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,934
FINDING THE RIGHT GUY--
THAT'S THE HARD PART.

325
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,371
WELL, NOT FOR HARRIET.HEY...

326
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,199
YOU KNOW-- MAYBE BUD COULD
GET US ALL PREGNANT.

327
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,896
[ both laughing ]

328
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,898
LOOK AT THE PANTS![ laughs ]

329
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,863
[ doorbell buzzing ]

330
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,042
HEY!

331
00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,959
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

332
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,657
UH, YOU WEREN'T HOME.
I WAS GOING TO LEAVE.

333
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:06,052
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
LET YOURSELF IN
AND WAITED INSIDE, YOU NUT.

334
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,885
[ sighing ]

335
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,846
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
IT SEEMS LIKE
SOMETHING'S WRONG.

336
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,022
YOU TELL ME.

337
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,677
BEFORE I LEFT THIS MORNING,
I SAW YOUR REQUEST
TO CHANGE YOUR DESIGNATOR.

338
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:25,985
[ sighing ]

339
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,163
I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU.
TELL ME WHAT, HARM?

340
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,426
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T FLY
BECAUSE OF YOUR EYES.

341
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,430
I HAD THEM FIXED,
LASER ABLATION.

342
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,389
SO YOU CAN GO BACK TO FLYING?

343
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,175
IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT, UH...

344
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:46,005
IF MY, UH, REQUEST IS APPROVED

345
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,355
AND IF I DECIDE THAT, UH...

346
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,880
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO
AND, UH, IF I MAKE
MY QUALIFICATIONS...

347
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,925
A LOT OF "IFS"
THERE.

348
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,971
BUT YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE
YOU HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.I HAVEN'T.

349
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,886
BUT YOU SUBMITTED
YOUR LETTER?

350
00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,062
THIS MORNING.

351
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,151
IT'S THE FIRST STEP
IN A LONG PROCESS, JORDAN,
YOU KNOW THAT.

352
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,979
I'VE BEEN DUMPED
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN BEFORE,

353
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,415
BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
FOR AN AIRPLANE.

354
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,026
I'M NOT DUMPING YOU.

355
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,811
LOOK, JORDAN, FRANKLY,
YOU'RE ONE OF THE REASONS

356
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,639
THAT I HAVEN'T MADE UP MY MIND.

357
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:17,253
BUT IF I DO DECIDE
TO RETURN TO A SQUADRON,
IT DOESN'T CHANGE WHAT WE HAVE.

358
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,038
IT DOES FOR ME.

359
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,996
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH HARMON RABB THE LAWYER,

360
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,694
NOT A FIGHTER PILOT
I MIGHT SEE TWICE A YEAR
IF I'M LUCKY.

361
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,435
I'M THE SAME MAN, JORDAN.

362
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:26,871
YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASY.

363
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,612
WHY SHOULD I?

364
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,136
THE MAN I LOVE JUST TOLD ME
HE'S THINKING ABOUT LEAVING.

365
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,660
JAG, NOT YOU.IT'S THE SAME THING!

366
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,620
CALL ME WHEN YOU'VE
MADE UP YOUR MIND.

367
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,318
JORDAN...[ door slams ]

368
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,407
[ gloomy music playing ]

369
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,194
[ sighs ]

370
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:48,893
Chloe: IF YOU MARRIED MY DAD,
THEN I COULD HAVE
A MOM FOR REAL.

371
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,547
AND THEN YOU TWO
COULD HAVE A BABY

372
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,636
AND THEN I'D HAVE PARENTS
AND A LITTLE SISTER.

373
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,334
YOU KNOW, YOUR DAD'S GOING
TO HAVE HIS HANDS FULL

374
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,814
WITH ONE NEW WOMAN--
HE DOESN'T NEED ME.

375
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,166
BUT I DO.

376
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,168
I'M ONLY A PHONE CALL AWAY.

377
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,126
[ knock at door ]

378
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,433
BE RIGHT BACK.

379
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,522
[ tranquil music playing ]

380
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,354
HI, THERE.
HEY.

381
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,485
OH, HI, CHLOE.

382
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,052
HEY, HARM.

383
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,054
I'M... SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD COMPANY.

384
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,664
OH, NO, WE'RE JUST HAVING
A SLUMBER PARTY HERE.

385
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:21,839
ARE YOU OKAY?

386
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,406
YEAH, I'M-I'M-I'M GOOD.

387
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,322
I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY.

388
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,585
DO YOU GUYS WANT
TO BE LEFT ALONE?

389
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,109
YEAH.
NO.

390
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,156
[ clears throat ] THAT'S OKAY.

391
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:38,247
I GOT TO GO PUT ON
MY JAMMIES ANYWAY.

392
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,641
YOU TWO BEHAVE
YOURSELVES OUT HERE.

393
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,123
WHAT'S GOING ON?

394
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,038
WELL, UH...

395
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,737
JORDAN AND I HAD A FIGHT.

396
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:54,089
MMM, LET ME GUESS,
SHE, UH, WANTS
A COMMITMENT?

397
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,700
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?

398
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,703
WELL, IT'S... WHAT EVERY
WOMAN WANTS, I GUESS.

399
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,228
[ chuckles ] WHAT, YOU'RE NOT--
YOU'RE NOT READY TO COMMIT?

400
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,623
WELL, THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
HAVE CHANGED, MAC.

401
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,495
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

402
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,280
I HAD EYE SURGERY.
I GOT MY NIGHT VISION BACK.

403
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,803
WHAT?

404
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,676
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

405
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,548
YOU HAD A MAJOR OPERATION
AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?

406
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,160
A TRIPLE BYPASS
IS A MAJOR OPERATION, MAC.

407
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,292
EYE SURGERY'S LIKE
HAVING YOUR TEETH CLEANED.

408
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,599
I TELL YOU
WHEN I'M GOING TO THE DENTIST.

409
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,645
WELL, I WASN'T SURE
HOW IT WOULD WORK OUT, FRANKLY.

410
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,734
BUT IT DID?

411
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,388
OH, LIKE A DREAM.

412
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,085
OH...

413
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,437
[ sighing ] SO, WHAT NOW?
YOU THINKING ABOUT TRYING...

414
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,787
TO RETURN TO A...
FIGHTER SQUADRON?

415
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,834
I SPENT MY LIFE PREPARING
TO BE A NAVAL AVIATOR, MAC.

416
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,794
YEAH, EXCEPT FOR THREE YEARS
IN LAW SCHOOL AND...

417
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,665
FOUR YEARS AS A JAG.

418
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:54,497
I, UH...
I PUT MY REQUEST IN
TO ADMIRAL CHEGWIDDEN TODAY

419
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,456
TO RETURN
TO ACTIVE FLIGHT STATUS.

420
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,935
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

421
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,242
WHY NOT?

422
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:03,506
BECAUSE IF YOU DO,
IT WOULD MEAN THAT FLYING IS
MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN JAG,

423
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,378
IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU
THAN JORDAN

424
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:09,425
AND IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO...
TO YOU THAN EVERYTHING.

425
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,471
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU,
OF ALL PEOPLE,

426
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:14,909
WOULD KNOW HOW MUCH
FLYING MEANS TO ME.I DO.

427
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,128
I DO, HARM

428
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:21,176
BUT THIS IS THE LAST THING
THAT I NEED RIGHT NOW.
[ chuckles ]

429
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,700
YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND
A LOT LIKE JORDAN, MAC.

430
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,008
YOU GUYS ALMOST FINISHED?

431
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,575
YEAH, I GUESS SO.

432
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,317
YEAH.

433
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,622
WELL, UH...

434
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,233
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

435
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,105
I BETTER GET GOING.

436
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:40,804
SEE YOU LATER, CHLOE.

437
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,676
GOOD-BYE.CUTE TOES!

438
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:45,069
VERY COLORFUL.
IT'S JUST THE BEST.

439
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,158
CATCHY.
YEP.

440
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,295
[ sighs ]

441
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:56,429
I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW
WHY YOU CAN'T MARRY MY DAD.

442
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,909
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HARM.

443
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,051
[ tranquil music playing ]

444
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,186
[ knocking ]

445
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,146
GOOD EVENING, MAJOR.

446
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,626
MIC...

447
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,368
UH...

448
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,500
THESE ARE FOR YOU...
[ chuckling ]:
WOW, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

449
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:25,893
THANK YOU.

450
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:29,810
AND THIS, LITTLE LADY...
IS FOR YOU.

451
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,987
THANK YOU.
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER,
MIC BRUMBY,

452
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,815
THIS IS MY
LITTLE SISTER, CHLOE.

453
00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:36,773
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, CHLOE.

454
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,384
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A SISTER, MAC.

455
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:41,387
OH, SHE'S NOT
REALLY MY SISTER.

456
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,519
MAC'S KIND OF LIKE
MY SURROGATE MOTHER.

457
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:44,955
[ chuckles ]

458
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,697
SO, WHO'S UP FOR PIZZA?
I AM.

459
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:51,048
YOU JUST HAD TWO POUNDS
OF CHICKEN WINGS.

460
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,529
I AM AT A VITAL STAGE
OF MY DEVELOPMENT

461
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,879
AND I REQUIRE
LOTS OF PROTEIN.

462
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,621
PROTEIN, YES--
PIZZA, NO.

463
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,971
MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME, MIC.

464
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,713
BAD TIMING, HUH?
THE WORST.

465
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,412
SAY GOOD NIGHT, MIC."GOOD NIGHT, MIC."

466
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:09,371
[ all laughing ]

467
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,851
[ inaudible ]BYE.

468
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,158
[ sighs ]

469
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,378
I THINK THAT AUSTRALIAN
REALLY LIKES YOU.

470
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:17,684
[ chuckles ]

471
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,163
LUCKY ME.

472
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:24,734
ARE YOU SAD
BECAUSE HARM MIGHT LEAVE JAG?

473
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,562
WERE YOU EAVESDROPPING?

474
00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:29,652
IT'S A SMALL APARTMENT.MMM...

475
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,133
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M FEELING.

476
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,787
[ crickets chirping ]

477
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:35,919
WELL, IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

478
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,747
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HARM'S
IN LOVE WITH YOU, TOO.

479
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,836
HARM HAS A GIRLFRIEND.

480
00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:41,969
A WOMAN CAN SENSE
THIS KIND OF THING.

481
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,753
OH, REALLY?

482
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,189
YES, REALLY.

483
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:47,453
♪ HARM AND MAC ♪

484
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,976
♪ SITTIN' IN A TREE ♪

485
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:51,108
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N... ♪

486
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,283
G!

487
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,373
[ both laughing ]

488
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,378
[ both laughing ]

489
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:03,643
[ both sighing ]

490
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:09,431
HOW COME BOYS DON'T GET
ANY SMARTER WITH AGE?
[ chuckles ]

491
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:13,348
THAT'S ONE OF NATURE'S
GREATEST MYSTERIES.

492
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,830
I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU, KIDDO.

493
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,701
I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU, TOO.

494
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,662
[ sighs ]

495
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,142
[ indistinct chatter ]

496
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:31,366
Man: SOMETIMES, I COME HERE
TO REMIND MYSELF
WHY WE DO THE THINGS WE DO.

497
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,716
NOW, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE PROBLEM, A.J.?

498
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:34,891
I, UM...

499
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,633
I NEED TO ASK
A FAVOR, SIR.

500
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,810
WELL, I'M NOT ONE
WHO GRANTS MANY FAVORS, ADMIRAL.

501
00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:42,769
NOR AM I ONE TO ASK.

502
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,336
SO, WHAT IS IT?

503
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,904
IT'S, UM, IT'S
ABOUT COMMANDER RABB.

504
00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:49,340
OH, WHAT'S HE DONE NOW?

505
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,168
IT'S NOT SO MUCH
WHAT HE'S DONE.

506
00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:53,736
IT'S WHAT HE MAY
WANT TO DO--

507
00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:55,912
CHANGE HIS DESIGNATOR.

508
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,872
IF HE WANTS TO FLY,
TELL HIM TO HOP
ON A RED-EYE TO VEGAS.

509
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,918
THE NAVY IS NOT
IN THE PRACTICE
OF SPENDING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

510
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:04,573
RETRAINING PILOTS
WHO ARE PAST THEIR PRIME.

511
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:07,576
SIR, HE WAS,
UM, HE WAS
GROUNDED, UH...

512
00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:10,797
DUE TO A VISION PROBLEM
THAT'S SINCE BEEN CORRECTED.

513
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:15,671
RABB'S A DAMN FINE AVIATOR
AND HE JUST WANTS
THE OPTION TO FLY AGAIN.

514
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:18,935
KNOWING FULL WELL
IT'S CAREER SUICIDE?[ scoffs ]

515
00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:23,679
WELL, SIR,
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
IT IS HIS CAREER.

516
00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:26,639
WELL, IT WAS UNTIL NOW.

517
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:28,945
NOW, I KNOW
YOU DON'T LIKE ME, A.J...

518
00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:32,253
MR. SECRETARY...AND TO BE HONEST,
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

519
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:34,516
BUT I ALSO KNOW
THAT COMING HERE
AND ASKING ME FOR HELP

520
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,997
MUST BE ABOUT THE HARDEST THING
IN THE WORLD FOR YOU.

521
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:39,782
SO, WHY ARE YOU
PUTTING YOURSELF THROUGH THIS?

522
00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:42,568
RABB HAS GIVEN YOU MORE TROUBLE
THAN ANYONE ELSE
UNDER YOUR COMMAND.

523
00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:44,657
WHY ARE YOU GOING
TO THE WALL FOR HIM?

524
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:46,920
I BELIEVE IN HIM, SIR.

525
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,706
WELL, THAT MAKES ONE OF US.

526
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,795
RABB'S BEEN A THORN
IN MY SIDE

527
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,797
EVER SINCE I FIRST
HEARD HIS NAME.

528
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:59,149
SO, I CAN'T SAY AS I HAVE
ANY REAL DESIRE TO HELP HIM.

529
00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:02,152
ON THE OTHER HAND,
IT WOULD BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY

530
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:05,329
TO GET HIM THE HELL
OUT OF WASHINGTON.
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

531
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,418
I APPRECIATE IT, SIR.
I OWE YOU ONE.

532
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,159
YES... YOU DO.

533
00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:15,992
Roberts: I'D LIKE TO OFFER
INTO EVIDENCE
EXHIBITS "G" AND "H"--

534
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:18,038
PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
RECOMMENDATIONS

535
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,519
FROM STAFF SERGEANT MORRIS
TO THE COMMANDING OFFICER.

536
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,477
Carolyn: OBJECTION.
IRRELEVANT.

537
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,218
I'M NOT DONE, SIR.

538
00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,437
OVERRULED.
GET TO YOUR POINT,
LIEUTENANT.

539
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,657
MY CLIENT HAD
AN EXEMPLARY RECORD

540
00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:31,051
BEFORE HE WAS SEDUCED
BY THE STAFF SERGEANT.

541
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:34,228
AFTER THAT...
OBJECTION.
FACTS NOT IN EVIDENCE.

542
00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:37,579
WE HAVE SEEN NO PROOF
OF THIS ALLEGED SEDUCTION.

543
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,494
OH, REALLY?

544
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:43,237
I SUPPOSE THAT THIS IS
A BOWLING BALL
UNDERNEATH HER UNIFORM.

545
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:46,806
Judge: LIEUTENANT,
ANOTHER REMARK LIKE THAT
AND I'LL CITE YOU WITH CONTEMPT.

546
00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:50,244
SORRY, SIR.
DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME --
TO THE STAFF SERGEANT.

547
00:25:50,331 --> 00:25:52,507
I APOLOGIZE.

548
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,291
YOU'RE 32 YEARS OLD
AND HAVE A HISTORY

549
00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:57,294
OF FAILED RELATIONSHIPS,
CORRECT?
OBJECTION. HEARSAY.

550
00:25:57,381 --> 00:25:59,209
Judge: SUSTAINED.

551
00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:01,995
IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOU WANT
TO BE A MOTHER
AND HAVE A FAMILY

552
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,519
BUT YOU DON'T WANT
TO HAVE A HUSBAND
OR A BOYFRIEND

553
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:05,955
OR REALLY ANY MAN
IN YOUR LIFE?

554
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:07,348
CAN YOU BLAME ME, SIR?

555
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:10,264
YOU SAW A POTENTIAL FATHER
IN LANCE CORPORAL CARR.

556
00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:11,961
YOU SEDUCED HIM
WITH THE INTENTION
OF GETTING PREGNANT

557
00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:14,398
THEN, YOU GAVE HIM
A BAD EVALUATION.

558
00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:17,184
OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR.
THE LIEUTENANT
IS EDITORIALIZING.

559
00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:18,664
Judge: SUSTAINED.

560
00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:23,016
ASK A QUESTION, LIEUTENANT,
OR REST.

561
00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:26,585
WHY DID YOU KEEP
THIS PREGNANCY A SECRET
FROM LANCE CORPORAL CARR?

562
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,195
IT WAS NONE
OF HIS BUSINESS, SIR.

563
00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:30,197
Carolyn: YOUR HONOR,
THE STAFF SERGEANT HAS BEEN

564
00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:32,460
MORE THAN PATIENT
WITH MR. ROBERTS.

565
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:35,942
I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST THAT
WE PUT AN END TO THIS NOW.

566
00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,944
SHE'S GOT A POINT.

567
00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,381
NOW, I'VE GIVEN
YOU EVERY CHANCE
BUT YOU'RE SPINNING YOUR WHEELS.

568
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:41,861
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

569
00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:43,471
ONE LAST QUESTION,
YOUR HONOR.

570
00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:45,734
MAKE IT SNAPPY.

571
00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,694
STAFF SERGEANT MORRIS,
DID YOU SEDUCE MY CLIENT

572
00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:50,347
WITH THE PURPOSE
OF GETTING PREGNANT

573
00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:52,175
THEN TAKE STEPS TO TRANSFER HIM

574
00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:54,525
THE MOMENT THAT YOU REALIZED
YOU'D CONCEIVED?

575
00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:58,442
IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION.

576
00:26:58,529 --> 00:27:00,793
PLEASE ANSWER THE QUESTION,
STAFF SERGEANT.

577
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,447
FAILURE TO DO SO IS
AS GOOD AS AN ADMISSION
OF GUILT.

578
00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,058
OBJECTION-- BADGERING.

579
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:07,060
WITNESS IS BEING
UNCOOPERATIVE, SIR.

580
00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:09,105
I CAN'T ANSWER, SIR.

581
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:12,674
THE WITNESS IS HOSTILE,
YOUR HONOR.I'M NOT HOSTILE, SIR.

582
00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:15,068
I THINK MY WATER BROKE.

583
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:17,287
NICE JOB, LIEUTENANT.
YOU BADGERED HER INTO LABOR.

584
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,898
Judge: WE'LL RECESS
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

585
00:27:18,985 --> 00:27:20,029
[ gavel thuds ]

586
00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:23,076
HOW YOU DOING, STAFF SERGEANT?

587
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,078
I'VE BEEN BETTER, SIR.

588
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:26,862
ALL RIGHT,
COMMANDER, LIEUTENANT,
WILL YOU HELP THE STAFF SERGEANT

589
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:28,821
INTO ONE
OF THE BENCHES, PLEASE?

590
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,391
OH, BOY.
JUST BREATHE THROUGH IT.

591
00:27:34,478 --> 00:27:36,350
[ exhales ]
DO YOU HAVE ANYBODY
WE CAN CALL

592
00:27:36,437 --> 00:27:38,178
TO TAKE YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL?NO.

593
00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:39,614
I CAN TAKE HER
TO THE HOSPITAL.

594
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:40,920
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA,

595
00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,269
LANCE CORPORAL,
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.

596
00:27:42,356 --> 00:27:44,619
OOH.
[ grunting ]

597
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,621
I-I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO THIS ALONE.

598
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,015
WELL, THEN,
LET ME TAKE YOU.

599
00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:50,407
IT'S YOUR CALL,
STAFF SERGEANT.

600
00:27:54,194 --> 00:27:55,848
HE SHOULD BE THERE.

601
00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:58,589
HE IS THE FATHER.

602
00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,939
I AM?

603
00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,723
YEAH.REALLY?

604
00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:05,118
YEAH.

605
00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:07,076
WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER...

606
00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:09,252
AFTER YOU GET ME
TO THE HOSPITAL.

607
00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:10,645
Judge:
CONGRATULATIONS,
LIEUTENANT.

608
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,778
YOU JUST WON YOUR RIGHT
TO APPEAL.

609
00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:17,391
[ Sergeant Morris moans softly ]

610
00:28:17,478 --> 00:28:18,609
[ knocking at door ]

611
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,307
Albert: ENTER!

612
00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:21,656
SIR.

613
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,051
AT EASE.

614
00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:27,793
I, UM, SPOKE
TO THE SECNAV

615
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,099
CONCERNING YOUR REQUEST
TO CHANGE OF DESIGNATOR.

616
00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,884
IT'S IN HIS HANDS NOW.

617
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:34,800
THANK YOU, SIR.
DON'T THANK ME,
COMMANDER.

618
00:28:34,887 --> 00:28:36,758
FOR THE RECORD,
IF YOU DO THIS

619
00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:40,631
IT'LL BE
THE STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE DONE
SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE.

620
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,373
WELL, I'M SORRY YOU
FEEL THAT WAY, ADMIRAL.

621
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:44,897
IF YOU OPPOSE IT
SO STRONGLY, SIR

622
00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,333
WHY GO THE SECNAV
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

623
00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:49,379
I'M AFRAID I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS RIGHT NOW, COMMANDER.

624
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:51,251
I'M TRYING
TO FIND YOUR REPLACEMENT

625
00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:53,514
UNLESS I CAN CONVINCE
COMMANDER BRUMBY

626
00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:56,996
TO EXTEND THE LENGTH
OF HIS EXCHANGE PROGRAM.

627
00:28:57,561 --> 00:29:00,129
YOU'RE CONSIDERING REPLACING ME
WITH BRUMBY, SIR?

628
00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,653
BETTER SOONER THAN LATER.
DISMISSED.

629
00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:06,005
AYE, AYE, SIR.

630
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,487
[ door opens ]

631
00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:12,315
[ door closes ]

632
00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:15,971
[ sighs ]

633
00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:17,364
I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER
THANK YOU ENOUGH

634
00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:19,105
FOR BRINGING CHLOE
AND ME TOGETHER, MAJOR.

635
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,324
IT WAS MY
PLEASURE, CHIEF.

636
00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:23,718
I HOPE YOU'LL CONTINUE TO PLAY
AN IMPORTANT ROLE
IN MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE NOW.

637
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:26,025
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ANY OTHER WAY, CHIEF.

638
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,809
WE'RE ABOUT
AS CLOSE TO A FAMILY

639
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:29,506
AS THREE STRANGERS
COULD BE, MA'AM.

640
00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:32,988
SO... YOU BETTER CALL ME KYLE
FROM HERE ON IN.

641
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,468
OKAY, KYLE.

642
00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:36,775
[ sighs ]

643
00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:37,993
WELL, I WISH
WE COULD STAY LONGER

644
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,256
BUT WE'VE GOT A PLANE
TO CATCH.

645
00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:41,649
THANKS AGAIN, MAJOR.

646
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:46,262
I'LL SEND YOU A LETTER
AS SOON AS I GET
TO MY GRANDPARENTS.

647
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:48,264
YOU BETTER. [ laughs ]
I WILL...

648
00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,484
AND A PICTURE OF ME
RIDING A HORSE.

649
00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:51,964
COOL.

650
00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:55,097
COME ON, YOU.

651
00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,145
[ sighs ]

652
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:01,234
[ tranquil music playing ]

653
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,279
BE GOOD.

654
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,672
I WILL.

655
00:30:06,674 --> 00:30:07,762
[ sighs ]

656
00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:11,635
[ laughing ]

657
00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,385
BYE.

658
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:24,387
[ sighs ] BYE.

659
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:40,882
[ groans ]

660
00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:43,842
HELLO.

661
00:30:45,278 --> 00:30:47,019
OOH... [ sighs ]

662
00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:49,673
[ groans ]

663
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,546
OH.

664
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:54,243
MMM.

665
00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:56,637
[ sighs ]

666
00:30:58,247 --> 00:30:59,770
[ sighs ]

667
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,207
[ clears throat ]

668
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:11,304
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
SPECIFIC, MAJOR?

669
00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:14,916
[ sighing ] UH, YEAH--
SOMETHING WITH ENOUGH SUGAR
TO PUT ME INTO A COMA.

670
00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:18,528
ONE OF YOUR CASES
GIVING YOU TROUBLE?

671
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,748
OH, IT'S NOT WORK, SIR.

672
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:22,489
MY CAREER IS GREAT.

673
00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:24,839
IT'S MY LIFE
THAT SUCKS.

674
00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:27,973
WOULD YOU, UH...

675
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,757
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT IT?

676
00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,063
NOT REALLY, SIR.

677
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,543
WELL, IF THERE'S
ANYTHING I CAN DO...

678
00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:35,154
THERE ISN'T.

679
00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:36,764
I... I'M SORRY...

680
00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:39,593
BUT...
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.

681
00:31:40,855 --> 00:31:42,030
EXCUSE ME?

682
00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:46,513
DID I SAY THAT
OUT LOUD, SIR?

683
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,384
[ chuckles uncomfortably ]

684
00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:51,910
I'M SORRY, ADMIRAL.
I MEANT NO OFFENSE.
IT'S JUST THAT...

685
00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:58,220
YOU'RE A MAN AND, AS USUAL,
MOST OF MY PROBLEMS COME
FROM MEN.

686
00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:01,963
WHO MIGHT IT BE THIS TIME?

687
00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:05,053
THE COMMANDER.BRUMBY OR RABB?

688
00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:08,404
[ sighs ]
BOTH OF THEM, SIR.

689
00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:09,753
HMM.

690
00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:13,061
THANK YOU.

691
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,457
THANK YOU, SIR.

692
00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:25,204
OH.

693
00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:31,297
OW! AH-AH, OW, OW,
OW-OW-OW, AH, AH.

694
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:32,994
AH.

695
00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:34,604
[ grunting ]

696
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:35,997
[ groans ]

697
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,607
OW!

698
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:39,000
[ gasps ]

699
00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:46,660
[ tranquil music playing ]

700
00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:54,494
[ groaning ]

701
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,498
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

702
00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,591
OW!

703
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,987
HARRIET, WHA...?

704
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,814
IT'S TIME, SIR.

705
00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:12,555
YOU... YOU MEAN
IT'S BABY TIME?

706
00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:15,167
YES, SIR. [ panting ]

707
00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:17,038
UH...

708
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,214
CAN-CAN YOU GET UP?

709
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,042
EASY. OW.

710
00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:24,176
OKAY, HERE, PUT
YOUR ARM AROUND MY WAIST.

711
00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:27,309
THERE YOU GO.[ groaning ]

712
00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:30,921
WE HAVE TO STOP MEETING
LIKE THIS, HARRIET.

713
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,271
PEOPLE ARE GOING
TO TALK.

714
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,273
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, SIR.

715
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,492
I'M GOING TO DROP IT
RIGHT HERE.

716
00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:39,017
OW!
DON'T EVEN KID
LIKE THAT, OKAY?

717
00:33:39,104 --> 00:33:41,671
WHO'S KIDDING? [ groaning ]

718
00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:43,499
Rabb: TINER.

719
00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:46,372
SIR.[ Harriet groans ]

720
00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:48,591
GET LIEUTENANT ROBERTS
ON THE DOUBLE.

721
00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:49,766
Jason: YES, SIR.

722
00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:51,594
SIT.

723
00:33:51,681 --> 00:33:53,901
UH, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?

724
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:57,078
YOU DON'T HAVE
AN EPIDURAL IN YOUR DESK
DO YOU, SIR? [ grunts ]

725
00:33:57,165 --> 00:34:01,517
UH, OKAY, HANG IN THERE
AND, UH...

726
00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:03,563
LIEUTENANT ROBERTS
WILL BE HERE SOON

727
00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:05,521
AND HE'LL GET YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL
IN NO TIME.

728
00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:08,959
[ groaning ]

729
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,179
LIEUTENANT, SHE'S IN LABOR.

730
00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:13,747
YES, PETTY OFFICER TINER,
SHE IS, BUT WE HAVE EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.

731
00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:16,141
[ groans ]NO, SIR, NOT HER.

732
00:34:16,228 --> 00:34:18,665
I MEAN, SHE LOOKS LIKE
SHE'S IN LABOR, TOO,
BUT IT'S LIEUTENANT SIMS.

733
00:34:18,752 --> 00:34:21,233
HARRIET?
HARRIET'S IN LABOR?

734
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,018
MY WIFE IS IN LABOR.
I GOT TO... UH...

735
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,151
ARE YOU GOING
TO BE OKAY HERE?WE'LL BE FINE.

736
00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:28,414
'CAUSE I GOTTA--GO! GO!

737
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,068
GOOD LUCK,
STAFF SERGEANT MORRIS.

738
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:33,201
YOU TOO, LIEUTENANT.
[ groaning ]

739
00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:36,335
HARRIET?
ARE YOU IN LABOR?

740
00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:38,598
THAT'S A BIG 10-4, MAJOR.WHERE'S BUD?

741
00:34:38,685 --> 00:34:40,078
Roberts: HARRIET!

742
00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:43,211
ARE YOU HAVING
A CONTRACTION?

743
00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:45,605
[ both breathing ]

744
00:34:51,654 --> 00:34:54,527
THAT WAS, UH...
WOW. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

745
00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:56,529
YOUR CONTRACTIONS
ARE TOO LONG, SWEETIE.

746
00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,096
TELL THAT TO MY UTERUS.

747
00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,054
HOW FAR APART...?[ gasps ]

748
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:03,013
[ groans ]ARE YOU HAVING
ANOTHER CONTRACTION?

749
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,841
THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS.

750
00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,191
SO SUE ME.

751
00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:07,801
HAS YOUR WATER BROKEN?

752
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,498
YES, SIR.
I THINK SO, SIR.

753
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:10,934
I'M GOING TO GO
GET THE VAN, SWEETY.

754
00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:16,462
OH, HEY, HEY...SORRY, IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

755
00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,028
I'M STILL WORKING
ON THAT.

756
00:35:20,074 --> 00:35:22,729
[ thuds ]

757
00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:26,254
OH, NO.

758
00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:27,864
HARRIET!

759
00:35:27,951 --> 00:35:29,562
[ groans ]

760
00:35:29,649 --> 00:35:31,781
Mackenzie:
SHE'S HAVING DOUBLE-PEAKED
CONTRACTIONS.

761
00:35:31,868 --> 00:35:33,479
THE ELEVATOR'S NOT WORKING.
SHE'S NEVER GOING
TO MAKE IT DOWN THE STAIRS.

762
00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:36,699
I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.

763
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,311
OKAY, WHO'S YOUR DOCTOR?

764
00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:42,879
DR. BRADLEY AT BANNEKER.
555-0110.

765
00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,272
I'LL CALL HIM.

766
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:46,013
TINER, STAY WITH HER.

767
00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:48,929
JUST BREATHE, MA'AM.

768
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,844
[ breathing ]

769
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,628
[ bangs on door ]

770
00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:56,589
YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'M HAVING A BABY.

771
00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,982
THERE'LL BE AN AMBULANCE
HERE ANY MINUTE.

772
00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:00,549
I THINK I NEED
TO LIE DOWN, SIR.

773
00:36:00,636 --> 00:36:02,334
LET'S PUT HER IN
THE ADMIRAL'S OFFICE.

774
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,119
OKAY.TINER, SEE IF YOU CAN
FIND A BLANKET

775
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:08,557
AND SOMETHING FOR HER
TO LIE DOWN ON, WILL YOU?AYE, SIR.

776
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:11,125
WHAT CAN WE DO TO MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER, HARRIET?

777
00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:12,648
SHOOT ME.RIGHT HERE.

778
00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:14,955
OKAY, HOLD HER.YEAH.

779
00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:18,001
OKAY. ALL RIGHTOKAY. EASY.

780
00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:19,655
OH, MAN!

781
00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:21,179
[ groans ]

782
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:22,267
YOU OKAY?MM-HMM.

783
00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:24,921
OKAY. BE RIGHT BACK.

784
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:26,358
WHAT?

785
00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:28,186
THE DOCTOR SAID
SHE SKIPPED RIGHT THROUGH

786
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,926
THE FIRST STAGE OF LABOR,
AND WENT INTO THE SECOND.

787
00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:31,972
THAT'S WHY HER LABOR'S
SO HARD.

788
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:34,453
THAT'S OUR HARRIET--
ALWAYS THE OVERACHIEVER.

789
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:35,628
WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION?

790
00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,630
HARRIET'S GONE INTO LABOR.

791
00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:42,461
GIVE THEM HELL, LIEUTENANT.

792
00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:44,202
[ groaning ]

793
00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:46,595
WHAT IF SHE STARTS
TO HAVE THE BABY

794
00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:48,989
BEFORE THE AMBULANCE
GETS HERE?SHE WON'T.

795
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:51,948
YEAH, BUT IF SHE DOES, YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO. YOU'VE DELIVERED
BABIES BEFORE, RIGHT?

796
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:54,212
BABY.
BABY-- ONE.

797
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:55,996
BUT THE FACT IS,
YOU'VE DONE IT.

798
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,998
MAC, IT'S SOMETHING
I DID ONCE.

799
00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,739
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AGAIN
IF I CAN HELP IT.

800
00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:01,436
I'LL DO IT.

801
00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:02,916
YOU'VE DELIVERED A BABY?

802
00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:04,309
YEAH. IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.

803
00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:05,875
DELIVERED DOZENS OF THEM
BACK HOME IN OZ.

804
00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:07,660
SORT OF COMES WITH LIVING
IN THE OUTBACK.

805
00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:11,098
REALLY? YOU EVER DELIVER ONE
IN A HOSPITAL
FULL OF TERRORISTS?

806
00:37:11,446 --> 00:37:13,927
Mackenzie: I'LL GET OUT
THE MEASURING STICK LATER, BOYS.

807
00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:16,582
HARM, GO GET BUD.
BRUMBY, YOU'RE WITH ME.

808
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,671
BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT.

809
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,718
ALL RIGHT, HARRIET,
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS NOW.

810
00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:25,460
COMMANDER BRUMBY'S
DELIVERED BABIES BEFORE.THAT'S RIGHT, LIEUTENANT.

811
00:37:25,547 --> 00:37:27,680
NOW DON'T YOU FRET.

812
00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,421
MOTHER NATURE USUALLY SEES
EVERYTHING GOES OFF
WITHOUT A HITCH.

813
00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:33,120
AND WHEN IT DOESN'T,
WE'RE HERE TO GIVE HER A HAND.

814
00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:35,644
JUST RELAX. BREATHE.OKAY

815
00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:38,125
IT'S NOT A BREECH, IS IT?

816
00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:39,822
BREECH?
GOD, I HOPE NOT.

817
00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:41,650
WELL, NO WORRIES
IF IT IS.

818
00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:43,261
YOU SEE, THE KEY IS TO GET
A ROPE AROUND THEIR FEET.

819
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,045
A ROPE?I DON'T WANT A ROPE
AROUND MY FEET.

820
00:37:45,132 --> 00:37:46,829
NOT YOURS, LIEUTENANT,
THE BABY'S.

821
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,222
BUT DON'T WORRY.
[ groans ]

822
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,572
I ONCE DELIVERED
EIGHT KIDS IN SIX HOURS.

823
00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:51,791
AND ONE OF THEM
HAD TWO HEADS.

824
00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:53,401
[ gasps ]

825
00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:55,185
THAT'S MORE COMMON
IN SHEEP THAN HUMANS.

826
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,665
OUT!

827
00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,319
WHAT? DID I SAY
SOMETHING WRONG?

828
00:37:58,406 --> 00:38:00,103
GOOD-BYE, DR. DOLITTLE.

829
00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:03,150
HERE, LIEUTENANT.
THIS WILL HELP
YOU BREATHE EASIER

830
00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:05,152
AND TAKE SOME
OF THE EDGE OFF THE PAIN.

831
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,329
MY GRANDMOTHER'S
A MIDWIFE.

832
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:10,723
MY MOM HAD MY BROTHERS
AND SISTERS AT HOME.

833
00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,379
WHERE'S BUD?
I NEED HIM HERE.

834
00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:16,119
HARM WENT
TO GET HIM, SWEETIE.

835
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:17,556
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS, OKAY?

836
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,385
I KNOW IT'S DIFFICULT, MA'AM.

837
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:22,648
BUT JUST TRY AND RELAX.

838
00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,389
I'M JUST GOING
TO TAKE A QUICK PEEK
AND SEE HOW FAR ALONG YOU ARE.

839
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,173
OKAY.

840
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,531
WHAT IS IT?

841
00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:37,619
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

842
00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:39,099
IT'S CROWNING.

843
00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:40,318
I CAN SEE ITS HEAD.

844
00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:41,580
THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT?

845
00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:44,234
THAT'S A GOOD THING,
PETTY OFFICER?

846
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,888
TINER!

847
00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:48,238
Mackenzie:
HEY, WHERE'S BUD?I CAN'T FIND HIM.

848
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,502
HOW'S SHE DOING?
EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.

849
00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:53,113
[ crashes ]
WAS.

850
00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:54,767
TINER?

851
00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:57,160
Rabb:
HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

852
00:38:57,247 --> 00:38:58,248
HE FAINTED.

853
00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,598
NO, I DIDN'T.

854
00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:01,774
LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL.

855
00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:03,515
UH, PETTY OFFICER TINER,
WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE
AND GET SOME FRESH AIR?

856
00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:04,733
YES, MA'AM.

857
00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,693
[ phone ringing ]

858
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,348
YEAH?

859
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:14,439
YEAH, JUST A SECOND.
[ Harriet groans ]

860
00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:16,092
HARRIET, IT'S FOR YOU.

861
00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:17,616
ME?

862
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,968
HELLO?

863
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,622
BUD, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

864
00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:25,798
I GOT STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR.

865
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:28,844
I KNOW, I KNOW, HARRIET.
I JUST WASN'T THINKING.

866
00:39:28,931 --> 00:39:30,759
JUST KEEP BREATHING.

867
00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:33,022
[ breathing ]

868
00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:34,981
OKAY, WHERE IS THE AMBULANCE?

869
00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:36,939
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT SHOULD
BE HERE BY NOW.

870
00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:38,288
I NEED TO PUSH.

871
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,378
NO. DON'T PUSH.NO. DON'T PUSH.

872
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:47,167
HARRIET? HARRIET?
[ Harriet screams ] OW!

873
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:49,125
HANG ON, HARRIET, I'M COMING.

874
00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,606
[ dramatic music playing ]

875
00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:53,869
IS THE AMBULANCE HERE YET?
woman: NO.

876
00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:56,263
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE E.M.T. CREW?
Man: NO WORD ON THAT, MA'AM.

877
00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:57,482
[ sighs ]

878
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:02,748
EXCUSE ME, COLONEL,
COMMANDER

879
00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:04,358
AS SOON AS THE AMBULANCE
GETS HERE,

880
00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:06,447
WOULD YOU SEND THEM
RIGHT TO THE ADMIRAL'S OFFICE?

881
00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:07,796
THE AMBULANCE JUST LEFT
WITH STAFF SERGEANT MORRIS,
MAJOR.

882
00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:09,363
WHO IS STAFF SERGEANT MORRIS?

883
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,583
SHE WAS A WITNESS.
SHE WAS IN LABOR.

884
00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:13,149
THEY TOOK
THE WRONG PREGNANT LADY.

885
00:40:13,236 --> 00:40:14,324
[ knocking ]
Roberts:
SOMEBODY OPEN THE DOOR!

886
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,152
BUD?

887
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,198
UH, OPEN IT UP.OKAY.

888
00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:22,594
[ knocking ]Roberts: I NEED TO GET
OUT OF HERE. NOW. HELLO?

889
00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:24,160
[ groans ]

890
00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:26,511
WHAT THE HELL?ADMIRAL.

891
00:40:26,598 --> 00:40:28,382
I CAN EXPLAIN, SIR.

892
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:31,472
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S GOING TO BE NECESSARY.

893
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:32,865
THERE'S A AMBULANCE
ON THE WAY, SIR.

894
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:36,477
OH. THERE BETTER
BE ROOM FOR TWO.

895
00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:38,479
I CAN'T DO THIS.Albert: SURE YOU CAN.
THE HARD PART'S OVER.

896
00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:39,567
HAND ME THE BAG, RABB.

897
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:41,961
NO, IT HURTS TOO MUCH.

898
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:45,312
I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HARM.
FOCUS ON HIS FACE.
BREATHE WITH HER.

899
00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:47,532
[ breathing ]

900
00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:49,359
[ breathing ]

901
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,187
GOOD. OKAY.
ON THIS NEXT CONTRACTION,

902
00:40:51,274 --> 00:40:55,627
I WANT YOU TO PUSH
AS HARD AS YOU CAN, OKAY?

903
00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:57,759
PUSH!
YOU CAN DO IT, HARRIET.

904
00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,457
[ Harriet groans ]

905
00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,154
Albert: GOOD ONE!
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, HARRIET!

906
00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:03,591
YEAH, THAT'S GREAT! OKAY?
KEEP BREATHING.

907
00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:06,115
HEY, HIS HEAD'S OUT.
YOU WANT TO FEEL IT?

908
00:41:06,202 --> 00:41:08,161
NO!OKAY!

909
00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:10,946
NOW, THIS NEXT CONTRACTION'S
REAL IMPORTANT, HARRIET, OKAY?

910
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:12,948
WE NEED TO GET HIS SHOULDERS
ALL THE WAY OUT.

911
00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:15,429
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!

912
00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:17,866
Rabb:
YOU CAN DO IT, HARRIET.
THIS IS IT.

913
00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:19,738
IT HURTS TOO MUCH!

914
00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:24,090
COME ON.

915
00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,134
BREATHE.
[ screams ]

916
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,396
Roberts: HARRIET?

917
00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,356
BUD! OH, BUD!

918
00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:31,706
BUD, HAND ME A TOWEL.
GIVE ME YOUR SHOELACES.

919
00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:34,622
UH, SIR?I NEED TO TIE OFF
THE UMBILICAL CORD.

920
00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:37,320
BREATHE, BREATHE.

921
00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:39,584
GIVE ME A TOWEL.Rabb: BREATHE.

922
00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:41,847
Albert: COME ON,
COME ON, LIEUTENANT.

923
00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:43,979
PUSH! THAT'S AN ORDER!

924
00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:46,373
OW!

925
00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:49,419
BUD, PUT A TOWEL ON MY SHOULDER.

926
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,247
PUT A TOWEL
ON MY SHOULDER.

927
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:52,945
LEFT SHOULDER. LEFT.

928
00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:54,033
COVER THE MEDALS.

929
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,339
[ screams ]

930
00:41:56,426 --> 00:41:57,602
HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO.

931
00:41:57,689 --> 00:41:58,864
OKAY, OKAY.

932
00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:00,909
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.

933
00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:05,392
[ baby crying ]OH, YEAH, BUDDY.
THERE YOU GO.

934
00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:06,872
TAKE THE STRING
OUT OF MY MOUTH.

935
00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:09,091
TIE IT RIGHT ABOVE
MY FINGERS.

936
00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:10,615
HERE YOU GO.

937
00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:12,268
ALL RIGHT,
CUT THE STRING.

938
00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:13,879
GO UP SIX INCHES--
TIE IT AGAIN.

939
00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:17,273
[ soft music playing ]

940
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,232
OKAY, NOW CUT.
CUT IT RIGHT BETWEEN.

941
00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:22,452
GOOD.
NOW GET ANOTHER TOWEL.

942
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,063
GET ANOTHER TOWEL.

943
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:25,238
HERE YOU GO.
PUT YOUR KNEES DOWN, DARLING.

944
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,113
CONGRATULATIONS,
BUD AND HARRIET.

945
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,985
LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE
A HEALTHY BABY BOY.

946
00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:34,639
NICE WORK, LIEUTENANT.

947
00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:37,816
YOU DID IT, HARRIET.

948
00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:40,209
THANK YOU.
THANK ALL OF YOU.

949
00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:41,733
WE HAVE A SON.

950
00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:44,562
I'M A DADDY.

951
00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:47,086
[ chuckles ] WELCOME
TO THE CLUB, LIEUTENANT.

952
00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,056
TAKE IT EASY WITH HER.
HERE WE GO.

953
00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:03,276
CAREFUL WITH THEM.

954
00:43:03,363 --> 00:43:04,625
THAT'S MY SON.

955
00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:06,192
Man: ONE, TWO, THREE

956
00:43:17,246 --> 00:43:18,813
QUITE A DAY, HUH, SIR?

957
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,336
YEP.

958
00:43:20,423 --> 00:43:22,643
NEVER A DULL MOMENT
AROUND THIS PLACE.

959
00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:32,958
YOU OKAY?

960
00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:38,572
EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE PUT
THE PIECES OF MY LIFE TOGETHER,

961
00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:40,966
SOMEBODY COMES ALONG
AND JUMBLES THEM BACK UP.

962
00:43:42,141 --> 00:43:46,711
EVERYBODY WHO'S
EVER MEANT ANYTHING TO ME
IS LEAVING MY LIFE.

963
00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:49,278
YOU'LL BE OKAY, MAC.
YOU'LL GET TO SEE
CHLOE AGAIN.

964
00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:51,411
ONE DAY, YOU'LL HAVE
KIDS OF YOUR OWN.

965
00:43:51,498 --> 00:43:53,935
YEAH? NOT AT THIS RATE.

966
00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:58,244
MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS GOING OFF
AND I KEEP HITTING
THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

967
00:44:00,594 --> 00:44:02,161
TELL YOU WHAT...

968
00:44:04,816 --> 00:44:06,600
FIVE YEARS FROM THIS MOMENT,

969
00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:08,776
IF NEITHER OF US
IS IN A RELATIONSHIP,

970
00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:10,560
WE'LL GO HALVES ON A KID.

971
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,519
YOU AND ME?

972
00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:14,086
HAVE A BABY TOGETHER?

973
00:44:14,173 --> 00:44:16,305
WITH YOUR LOOKS
AND MY BRAINS,

974
00:44:16,392 --> 00:44:18,525
HE'LL BE PERFECT.

975
00:44:18,612 --> 00:44:21,702
AND WHAT IF SHE HAS
YOUR LOOKS AND MY BRAINS?

976
00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:24,052
THAT COULD WORK, TOO.

977
00:44:24,139 --> 00:44:26,054
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

978
00:44:26,141 --> 00:44:29,231
DEAL?DON'T MAKE A PROMISE
YOU CAN'T KEEP.

979
00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:30,972
I HAVEN'T YET.

980
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,681
[closing theme music plays]